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Former Mets outfielder Lenny "Nails" Dykstra was arrested today on charges of embezzlement and grand theft auto. Dykstra, a member of the 1986 Championship Team, is a former steroid user and current asshole. He has spent the last decade posing as a financial expert and magazine publisher in order to steal money from investors and swindle the public.
His suite in Hell will be ready Friday.
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