Have You Seen This Pitcher?

Name: John Maine

Position: Pitcher

Bats: Right

Throws: Poorly

Ht: 6' 4", Wt: 2oo Lbs

John Maine was last seen playing with his friends in Flushing, Queens, when he simply vanished off the face of the planet. Was he injured? Abducted? Were there mental issues affecting his mysterious disappearance? John was a 15 game winner in 2oo7 and won 10 in 2oo8... but there has never been a satisfactory explanation for his breakdown and disappearance. If you spot John's 94 mile an hour fastball please contact the Mets at (718) 507-TIXX... because a pitcher is a terrible thing to waste.

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