Rock-Bottom

Because we aren't pathetic enough.

Today, Luis Castillo tripped down the dugout steps after grounding out and was promptly placed on the Disabled List. This is in the midst of the most injury-plagued season in professional sports history. Jose Reyes, Carlos Delgado, JJ Putz, Carlos Beltran, Johan Santana, Oliver Perez, Alex Cora...

And Luis Castillo trips down the dugout steps.

If there's anything funny about this please let me know.

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She's The Boss

Let's be honest: when you think Alyssa Milano, you think Mets baseball. 

Well, not really, but she's trying. The perennial television hottie- who hasn't aged since '93- just opened a specialty shop in Citi Field, one of the lovely feminine boutiques that are the hallmark of any great stadium. I think we should all help this multi-millionaire become a multi-multi-millionaire by visiting her store often. You can buy Met sports bras for fifty bucks, maternity aprons, and even a pair of lovely Met panties, that may have been worn by Alyssa herself, but probably weren't.

Look at the soft stitching of the G-string as it meets with the waistband, the bikini-cut legs that show off her creamy thighs, the snug fit of the bottom around her full, impossibly-tight-

Hey guys, there's a game going on here!!!

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